something is growing!

i planted some onions and they are starting to sprout!

Crabby?

The crab apple tree is waking up. Guido is admiring the catnip!

the two garden plots are tilled and raked smooth

the two garden plots, north and south, are tilled and raked smooth. They're awaiting plants, but alas, it is still too cold to plant anything.....

if its not scottish, ITS CRAP!

One day, I noticed my dad was driving his tractor over tree bark to make his own multch for the yard. I remembered the joke about a cheap scotsman ...

Q.Who invented the copper wire?
A. Two Scots fighting over a penny

some line i overheard on tv

"you're imation crab meat! you're a fake piece of white shit!"

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